Linux: "Hey Windows, don't you think you've caused a bit of chaos? Life's a constant struggle with you, and the irony is, people actually pay for the privilege! At least you've got Tom, Dick, and Harry to help you out. What's your take?" Windows: "Oh, I hear you, but what can I say, buddy? I'm a way of life now. I've got a whopping 91.08% market share, and you're barely there at 0.85%. It's a miracle you even exist, honestly." Linux: "Ever wonder why you're 'Windows' and not, say, 'Bill'? My creator was proud enough to name me after himself, but your lord must have been too scared. I'm pretty sure he just named you after the first thing people want to do after using you... jump out a window. Am I right?" Windows: "Haha, maybe. I'm all about facts, though. My name is unique, and at least no one else is using it. I've got the copyright on it! The entire industry relies on me; it's ...